Archaeologists Find Smartphones without Mindports® at Ancient Dumpsite

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Archaeologists Find Smartphones without Mindports® at Ancient Dumpsite

Early Devices Show Primitive Beginnings of Mobile Phone Interface

Silveira de Baixo, Portugal, June 7, 2425 - Archaeologists today reported the discovery of early smartphones without Mindports® in an ancient dumpsite in the mountain village of Silveira de Baixo in Portugal. The primitive communication devices date back to the early 21st century. It is believed that users of the devices actually made diverse odd gestures, including scrolling vertically and horizontally, pinching, and sizing of their screens in an attempt to scan for navigation links on what was then called the mobile web. Alternately, it appears they also would peck on their screens at symbols resembling ancient Sumerian hieroglyphics or speak repeatedly into their device to navigate to websites.

It is not known why these early users would attempt to navigate their smartphones without mindports. The practice significantly slowed user's interaction with the mobile web and the diggers speculated not without some humor that the practice may itself have been the reasons the smartphones were discarded in favor of mindports-equipped devices. Another archaeologist suggested an ancient prejudice for the form of the written page first established more than five thousand years ago by the stone tablets of Hammurabi as the reason mindports were not created and adopted until the second decade of the twenty-first century. He suggested that form of information presentation may have become deeply ingrained into human nature through the physical acts of chiseling cuneiform into stone or clay tablets, and later, pressing hand-carved wooden blocks onto sheets of paper.

When asked for their comments, Mindports executives simply smiled, and continued their effortless mobile web navigation. Those remaining manufacturers of the early devices were not available for comment, although many of those companies' executives were themselves spotted discretely navigating mindports. Today, no major corporations, on or off planet, are known to exist that have not adopted Mindports® advanced intelligent information discovery and integration.

Mindports® is a four hundred and eleven year old company presently based in the Mars colony at Aurorae Sinus. Mindports is credited with advancing the web page from the five thousand year old text and image page paradigm to modern geometric navigation and discovery. It appeared first only on HTML5 compliant browsers such as Chrome, Firefox, and Safari. around the year A.D. 2015. www.mindports.com